This usually applies to those who are of Asian heritage, unless you're from other countries dominated by Communists such as Cuba, Venezuela, etc. This is a guide on how to show people you're not what the others of your country are. This guide is not a joke. Literally people have been killed for suspicion of Communism.

[edit] Steps

First toss anything you have in your attire, or any baggage that has huge red stars on them, or are dominantly colored red.
Second, make sure you grow your hair back out if it resembles anything like a Mao-Cut. If not, then at least make sure your hair in the back grows beyond your shirt collar.
Third, do NOT wear horn-rimmed glasses, or gold-glasses, stick with contacts or more modern styles.
Fourth, never travel in large groups of Asians who break at least five of these rules, or in mobs of self-proclaimed communists.
Fifth, read the tips they're more helpful.

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[edit] Tips

Make sure you never ever wear red as a dominant color of your attire, again.
Wearing red is fine, just specifically make sure that red is not shaped in a star of any sort.
Baggy caps like Mao-ist style ones may really cause others to believe you to be a communist cadre. So that's a no-no.
Do not ever, EVER wear Mao suits. They'll definitely make you stick out like a sore thumb. Heck, even if you think it's for traditional purposes you're going to get labeled a commie.
Never carry a copy of Mao's Quotations even if you do own one, or are reading one.
Never curse out loud about "those darned aristocrats ruining the lives of the downtrodden peasants."
This also includes never saying anything that includes the following words: "Proletariat," "Proletarian," "Mao says..." "Trotsky says..." "Lenin says..." "Marx says..." "Tolstoy says..." "Communists" "Comrade(s)" "Commune" any noun's that begin with "The Peoples..." (e.g. The People's Liberation Army), "Capitalist Bastards" "Engels says..." "Socialism" "Imperialist American(s)". There's more, but not saying these should keep you safe 99% of the time.
Do not argue over such issues as the Economy, Economic Power, Glorious Revolution or Social Class structure of China.
If Russia comes into the Convo, act like the Russians ruined the world, just don't mention the split between the PRC and the USSR backing.
Encourage Capitalism at every turn, just don't be too obvious, (ex. "Let's tax em' to death, so that the peasant's form a commune!") <-- this will lead to an execution, literally.
Never travel to the South, in the US. You're going to be shot, since most still think the Cold War is still going on, or at least see Communists in the old Cold War view still.
If you're poor, or sort of down and out, do NOT complain about the "aristocracy" or "capitalist pigs" or "unfair distribution of wealth."

[edit] Warnings

You may still be deemed a communist if you proclaim capitalism too frequently.
You may be stoned or caned in several ways resulting in your death, by people who believe you to be a traitor to Communism.
Do not insult Communists, they're just as dangerous as Capitalists, or other groups.
Singing the PRC anthem in front of a group of Taiwanese will shorten your life to beyond a couple minutes or seconds.
Disclaimer: If your death or anyone else's results in this please do not sue Wiki-How. It was your fault for following this guide.

[edit] Things You'll Need

Knowledge on how China's gigantic labor force is screwing with the US economy.
A group of friends with no affiliations in anyway with Communists, socialists, or Fascists.
A well-known record of Communist bashing, literally and/or debate-wise.
A somewhat money-minded exterior.
The ability to take things for granted, including that $96,000 Mercedes Benz your parents just bought you.