How to Shoot Spit Balls
Ever get bored in school? If so, you've come to the right place ...
[edit] Steps
- Go to a fast food restaurant and grab a bunch of straws - the ones wrapped in paper are perfect.
- Take a piece of paper (this is where the wrapping comes in handy), rip off a small piece and put it in your mouth. Use your tongue to make it round
- Put the straw between your lips. Put the spit ball in the straw with your tongue.
- Blow hard - the spit ball will go flying out of the straw.
- Practice and improve your aim
- Now take your skill to school
- Don't get caught
[edit] Tips
- Hide your tube - preferably somewhere hygenic
- Try shooting bits of erasers
- Try hollowing out pens and using them
[edit] Warnings
- Many people, especially teachers, find this offensive. The consequences of using your new found skill in school could drastic.
- Never shoot gum
