How to Pretend to Puke

If you want to get out of school for a day or two, take a look at these simple steps.

[edit] Steps

  1. In the morning take a bottle of water to the bathroom, but make sure that no one sees it.
  2. Close your bathroom door and start "gagging" or "coughing". While you are doing this open the bottle of water.
  3. Then start to dump the botle of water in the toilet, it is best to move the bottle up and down when you are dumping it to make the sounds more realistic.
  4. Then last you tell your parents that you threw- up and you don't go to school.


[edit] Tips

  • If your parents have a reputation for being suspicious, use fake puke.


[edit] Warnings

  • this may cause you to take a trip to the doctor which will result you being caught lying.


[edit] Things You'll Need

  • bottle of water
  • toilet
  • bathroom door
  • fake puke (optional)


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