How to Make Random Phrases
Random phrases can be weird, funny, or just plain stupid. You can use them to entertain friends, family, and even yourself.
[edit] Steps
- Be a random person. Sing a song when no one feels like singing, give a random hug, or act out a scene from your favorite movie. Just be as crazy as possible.
- Educate yourself. Randomness is not randomness without a little knowledge.
- Read the dictionary. Seriously, there are some pretty funny words in there.
[edit] Tips
- You can think of a dangerous item, stunt, or animal and combine with a fruit. example: "The Skirmish of the Garlic Dragons and the Macintosh Infested Mercury Apples."
[edit] Warnings
- The phrase might be offensive to some people or it may get annoying after a while.
- Make sure it sounds funny before you say it or you will look like a total fool.
- If by chance, you happen to look like a fool, just go with it and make fun of yourself with the rest of them. If they call you a dork/fool/idiot/weirdo (etc) just say, "I'm the coolest Dork/fool/idiot/weirdo (etc) you'll ever meet!" That should work.
