How to Look Awake While Sleeping at Work
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How to look awake while sleeping at work.
[edit] Steps
- Grow your hair.
- Wear glasses.
- Put your hair into a ponytail.
- Wedge your ponytail between your back and the back of your chair so that your head remains upright.
- The glasses will reflect light, the boss won't be able to see that you're asleep.
- Paint false eye on your eye lids so they look like you are awake.
[edit] Tips
- Dark glasses work particularly well.
- Angle your chair away from the walkway.
- Disable your screen-saver on your monitor so it's not obvious you haven't touched your mouse in ten minutes.
[edit] Things to say If you DO get caught...
- I was told in the blood bank this may happen.
- I was imagining what it would be like to be blind.
- I was testing my keyboard to make sure it was dribble proof.
- I was doing a very specific Yoga exercises to release the stress from work. Do you discriminate people who do Yoga?
- The coffee machine was broken.
- And probably the best: in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, Amen!
[edit] Warnings
- You might get caught.
- Someone could know you are not religious.
- Or been standing behind you for 10 min.
[edit] Things You'll Need
- Hair
- Hairband
- Glasses (clear or sunglasses)
- Quick reflexes to make up a story on the moment
